Humor
I’m a Prophet - Fed Slashes Rate to 1%
Back on 30 January 2008, I made a prediction. In response to the Fed cutting the rate down to 3%, I wrote:
Where will it stop? Allow me to make a (hopefully erroneous) prediction - interest rates will hit 1.0% by Summer 2009.
See for yourself.
Alas, I regret to say that my prediction has come true, albeit [...]
Dear Economy - I’m Helping!
Dear Economy,
I am sorry to hear that you have not been feeling well lately. However, I have some news that might cheer you up! Last night, my wife and I did something that we haven’t done in a long time. No, not that, you pervert. Ahem… we drove our car. Furthermore, we bought gas.
I [...]
Humorous Search Queries for November 2007
This is a bit off-topic from my usual entries, but in glancing through the numerous search queries people have typed in order to find my site (this month), I stumbled upon a few rather interesting ones and thought I would share them here.
800-293-1621
After scratching my head for a few minutes, I realized this is the [...]
Fed Cuts Rates. Oh No, the Sky is Falling!
In the past few days, we have witnessed the 50-point rate slash by the Fed and parity between the US and Canadian dollar. Now, savings interest rates have been dropping like flies. Is the sky falling?
Yes. Yes it is. Run for cover now before it’s too late! Abandon all of your worthless US dollars before [...]
Four Painful Ways to Save Money
You work hard to earn your money. That’s why I’m here to tell you how to hang onto more of it, no matter the cost!
Stop paying taxes!
Without fail, millions of Americans begin a feverish scramble sometime around the middle of April in order to pay their taxes. I propose that one can potentially save [...]
